*at house's funeral*
wilson: can i have a moment alone with him, please?
wilson, leaning in: listen up, i know you're not actually dead
house, opening his eyes: obviously
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*at house's funeral*
wilson: can i have a moment alone with him, please?
wilson, leaning in: listen up, i know you're not actually dead
house, opening his eyes: obviously

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chase, under his breath: future wife say what
cameron: what?
chase: :)
taub: let's agree to both say sorry on the count of three
foreman: okay
taub: one
taub: two
taub: three
taub: ...
foreman: ...
taub: well now i'm just disappointed in both of us
chase: *opens the door to see foreman standing outside with a "prom?" sign*
chase: oh my god yes!!
foreman: no! tell thirteen-
chase: thirteen! i'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
wilson: this is a mistake
house: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day
wilson: today?
house: fuck no. today's gonna be awful

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cuddy: wilson's missing. i need you to find him
house: what, do you think i have him microchipped?
cuddy: ...
house: okay fine, i do
thirteen: why can't koalas be bears?
foreman: because they're marsupials
thirteen: no! it's because they don't have the right koala-fications
*on a hike*
wilson: it's beautiful out here
cameron: and so quiet
wilson: wait... why is it so quiet
cameron: WE LOST CHASE AND HOUSE
wilson: you know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice to people
house: we don't know that
chase: what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
foreman: i don't know, i love you, talk to you later
chase: love you too :) i'll just go ask cameron instead

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adams: i don't think playing "whose family is the most dysfunctional" was a good idea
adams: chase has been crying in the bathroom for the past thirty minutes
house: why should i hire you?
kutner: i'm creative
house: what do you create?
kutner: problems
house: ...you're hired
house: we have a problem
cuddy: no, you have a problem. i just have an employee who keeps making them
thirteen: when i first met you, i thought you were an asshole
foreman: what changed your mind?
thirteen: i didn't change my mind, i've just grown to like that about you
wilson: look, are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solution?
house: oh, definitely the problem
wilson: it was a rhetorical question!

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thirteen: why can't you just admit when you make a mistake?
foreman, stirring his coffee: i prefer it with salt
thirteen: i want to wake up with you every morning
foreman: i wake up at 5am
thirteen: ...i want to see you at some point during the day every day