Incorrect HHN Quotes

Chance: I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Boris: dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

Surreal: You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Dr. White: I have no medical or scientific training to speak of, and no inclination to learn, and I pick things up fairly slowly because of my short attention span. Adaru: But…? Dr. White: But what? Adaru: I’m waiting for you to list your good qualities now. Dr. White: Those were my good qualities.

Paolo: Everyday is leg day when you’re running away from your problems.

H.R.: No, no, absolutely not! It’s unethical, it’s immoral, it may well be illegal. I’ll have no part in it. Lady Luck: H.R.: Okay, I’ll do it.

Cindy: i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson

Chance: Just do what I do when I have problems. S C R E A M .

Mary: I think misery doesn’t even think of me as company anymore. I’m an unofficial roommate.

Chance: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

H.R: I could get fired. Or even worse, John could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

Jack [to the police]: Look, I’m sorry if you’re offended by my random murders.