Impulse: There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for five points.
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Impulse: There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for five points.

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Cub: So the other day I sent Scar out to get us some gas.
Cub: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.
Cub: Now everything we eat is shaped like a spaceship.
Cub:...
Cub: I love them so much.
Impulse: Oh my god, Zed, drive backwards!
Zedaph: Really, Impy? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
False: I've lost my axe :(
Pearl, looking at the axe on her back: I'll help you find it for 20 diamonds
Gem: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Etho: My apologies for whatever misstep 1 may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.

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Impulse: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Cub: Neither.
Cub: Because they equal twelve.
Xisuma: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Evil Xisuma: But did I make you cry?
Xisuma: *cries on the spot*
Evil Xisuma: …shoot.
Bdubs: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
Impulse, looking at his watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Impulse: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
Pearl: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.

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Ren: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
Skizz: Welcome to Skizz’s Crack, where we sell crack!
Impulse: Skizz are you drunk?
Skizz: 5 diamonds sir
Joel: Hold on I’m poor
Skizz: Sucks to suck
Joel: I’m gonna steal from Etho just give me a minute.
Evil X: If I ever type :3 then don’t worry: I’m still good. But if you ever see me type >:3 then be careful: I’m being evil.
Xisuma: Why do you hate me?
Evil X: People think you’re nice. You’re down to earth, you say excuse me, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
Xisuma: Hey, I haven’t been dressed by a bird since I was two.
Xisuma: Brothers teach you tolerance, understanding, stealth, and improvised weapon use.

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Xisuma, to Evil X: Yes! Physical violence! *Claps sarcastically* Always the best way of getting your point across.
Cleo: I just want a friend who lets me be myself.
Joe: And what would that look like?
Cleo: I don’t know…someone who lets me dress nice and make jokes and have fun and get drunk and eat live rabbits and go on rampages and destroy villages.
Joe: I think I see your problem.