shit Harley definitely said

Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to come back to this account and post quotes again 👁👁

*s2e9, Harley and Ivy agreeing to not sleep with eachother again*

Harley: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Joker: Thats a shame, I'd still like it if you briefed me.

Ivy: Harley... are you cheating on me?

Harley: If you guys were gonna have a bird pet, what kinda bird pet would ya have? Big bird, little bird; which way would you go?

Ivy: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Harley: *seductively takes off glasses*

Psycho: Ugh, Ivy, I almost forgot that suit did nothing for your ass.

Harley: Who the fuck-

Dr Psycho: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Literally everyone: What's wrong with you?

Ivy, locking Dr Psycho in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.