they've said a lot of stuff in fifteen years

Tarvek:   I know nobody asked for my advice- Gil:   Yet you’re talking. Tarvek:   -but I agree with Gil. Gil:   Let’s hear him out.

Lucrezia:   I may or may not be in a cult. Lucrezia:   Update: I may or may not be leader of said cult.

Barry:   So, what’s it like being married to Zantabraxus? Klaus:   Once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was angry with me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

Susa:   It’s becoming increasingly obvious… I can deny it no longer! Susa:   …I am small.

Klaus:   Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free. Starting right now. Tarvek:   I think you’re cocky, arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but your damn self. Klaus:   But I– Tarvek:   But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

Violetta:   They’re here. Zeetha:   You think it’s a trap? Violetta:   Definitely. Zeetha:   You wanna go spring it? Violetta:   Absolutely.

Zeetha:   My dad is so weird. Zeetha:   I’d love to meet him someday.