Incorrect Faith Quotes

Garcia: What did you say to Gary? John: Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

driving in my truck right after a beer hey that fauna looks kinda weird HIT THE BRAKES I THINK THAT'S THE RAKE I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE stopped myself from turning the wheel how much cash to prove that it's real? PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH MY AIRDORF TRUCK I'LL MAKE A MILLION BUCKS

garcia: i heard you went shooting the other day. has your aim improved? john: yeah my wrist just hurts from firing one handed... garcia: ahh makes sense. for pistols i go weaver stance myself- john: pistol? no i used the shotgun garcia:

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gary: did i get any calls tiffany: yes, jakob left a message gary: tell that cuck im not joining his shitty backwood cult because im a literal demon from the bible tiffany: anything else? gary: ... tell him he missed my birthday party and to put my gift in the mail

Gary: Hello, John. It's nice to finally- whoa, whoa, time out. John: What? Gary: Why are you so tall? John: ... What? Gary: He's tall, right? He's like over 6 feet. Thrall: Brother Gary, it's not that big of a deal. Thrall 2: He's right. 5'8" is a perfectly adequate height. John: Are you guys seriously hung up on this? Gary: I guess I just... I don't know. Forget it. I'll just turn into a demon later, it'll all work out. John: You'll what?

John: Why bother guarding such a run-down clinic? Cop: I'm not. I'm waiting for the deli across the street to open. John: Oh. Cop: John: Cop: John: Is it that good? Cop: You ain't cutting in line.

gary: and thats what you can expect after ascending to tier iv thrall: wow thats a little extreme. im not sure about all this tiffany: we also throw a pizza party at the clinic gary: were like one big family here