Incorrect Faith Quotes

tiffany: gary, my love... wait, john?! how did you get here?! john: someone left a hint on a wall tiffany: ... really? john: wrote it in shit too

john: so... i went back to the house a year later lisa: (sighs, lights a smoke) ok john: then i broke into that abortion clinic lisa: uh huh (lights another) john: then i went into the tunnel under the daycare lisa: (lights another, hand shaking) mhm

John: Garcia was right, this whole building is weird... Excuse me, sir, have you noticed anything out of the ordinary lately? Walter: Sorry, I need to be heading home to mother. John: Oh, you share an apartment with your mother here? Walter: My mother is my apartment. John: Walter: John: Y-you take care now...

Garcia: What did you say to Gary? John: Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

driving in my truck right after a beer hey that fauna looks kinda weird HIT THE BRAKES I THINK THAT'S THE RAKE I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE stopped myself from turning the wheel how much cash to prove that it's real? PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH MY AIRDORF TRUCK I'LL MAKE A MILLION BUCKS

garcia: i heard you went shooting the other day. has your aim improved? john: yeah my wrist just hurts from firing one handed... garcia: ahh makes sense. for pistols i go weaver stance myself- john: pistol? no i used the shotgun garcia:

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gary: did i get any calls tiffany: yes, jakob left a message gary: tell that cuck im not joining his shitty backwood cult because im a literal demon from the bible tiffany: anything else? gary: ... tell him he missed my birthday party and to put my gift in the mail