Incorrect Dresden Files Quotes

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Hi. I’m Harry. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

Fix: Lilly, please describe your idea of a perfect date.

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon -- a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms ... or hits you with the pepper spray.

Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.”

Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic

If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.

Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.

I wasn't hurt that badly. Butters said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Murph, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.