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Rando: you're supposed to be dead!

Drac:...am I not?

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Elie: *sneezes*

Drac, lurking in the shadows: Bless you

Elie:

Elie:...God???

#swag_dracula #swag dracula #eliephant #inccorect quotes #source:vine #i think #these tags prolly look wonky im on mobile n very tired sorry

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Farmer: your skin looks very smooth

Drac: what?

Farmer: YO SKIN BITCH

Farmer: LOOKS SMOOTH

#sorry this is still one of my faves

Farmer: bite the vampire first to establish dominance.

#farmer john #thefarmerjohn #incorrect quotes #source: youtube

Farmer: Drac, can I put on my jacket? I’m cold.

Drac: No, no. Your nipples look great.

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Drac: [Sings loudly before jumping down, dressed like a sheriff and wielding a chainsaw] Boys, boys, boys...

Elie: What the Hell’s going on here?! Is that the American way of entering a person’s house? Singing like that?!

#swag dracula #swag_dracula #incorrect quotes #source: texas chainsaw massacre 2

Drac, after being stabbed: It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old bat!

Drac, getting stabbed again: Yeah, that oughta do it.

#swag dracula #swag_dracula #incorrect quotes #source: jason x

Max: how did you get in here

Farmer: you left your lock pickable

#snakelordmaximillian #farmer john #thefarmerjohn #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Wistful: you want anything to drink Farmer

Farmer: the tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Wistful:

Wistful: we have jasmine tea.

Farmer: ooh jasmine yes please

#wistfulwishes #thefarmerjohn #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Kanis: hey Gory, do you have a bag i could borrow

Gory: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Kanis: literally all you had to do was say no

#kanisberry #gory #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Drac: welcome to my very first vlog in which i will try different hair products!

Drac: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Drac: well right off the bat i can tell you this ones not very good

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Wistful: *puts salt in tea*

Drac: *sips tea*

Wistful:

Drac: *finishes tea*

Wistful: ...didn’t the tea taste bitter?

Drac: it did... but i didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so i drank it all

Wistful, tearing up: okay

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Farmer: do dragons fart fire?

Meta: … i don’t know?

Farmer: i thought you were smart

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Drac: jail isn't fun, i'll tell you that

Max: oh you've been?

Drac: once in monopoly

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Kitens: *carrying Elie bridal-style and talking calmly with her*

Farmer: *sprints past carrying Drac over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*

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Elie: You uncultured swin

Drac: SWIN???

Drac: Do you mean swine??

Elie: yeah, swine whatever.

Drac: *wheezing* GOD talk about an /uncultured swine/

Elie: oh shut up

#eliephant #swag dracula #swag_dracula #incorrect quotes #source: Gory

Drac: Aren't you tired of being nice?

Drac: Don't you just wanna go A P E S H I T ?

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