Incorrect Diabolik Lovers Quotes

I really should have paid more attention in computer class lmao

I like to think that if they all existed they’d be total opposites of each other. Like since Laito is so outgoing and fun, Darko would be super emo and reserved. He’d spend all his time in his room alone listening to Linkin Park while yelling, “It’s not a phase, Reiji! You just don’t understand! I drink blood for the aesthetic, not because I have to.”

How the Cordelia Stole Christmas

Thank you! I’m happy to hear that. ♥

IF YOU’RE SCREAMING NOW JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET LAITO AND DARKO

Beatrix: You have 24 hours to get out.

If we’re sticking with the disney theme here then I feel like she could also be Beauty because she married a beast. ✌️

Reiji: Yes, but instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.

Aww, you’re super sweet. ♥ Thank you!

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED! ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ

Subaru: Finally.

Don’t worry, your english is just fine. ♥ Tbh, I’d probably choose Ayato at first because we’re both dorks who like to eat and think we’re funny. After a while though, once I noticed that the music loving lump on the couch was actually a person, I’d go for him instead. (ﾉ◠‿◠)ﾉ

Thank you! I’m so glad you’re enjoying them.ヾ(❀◠◡◠)ﾉﾞ

Thank you so much! That means a lot to me. You’re too kind. ♥

It’s okay! I felt pretty evil for posting it but I did anyway, just like how that didn’t stop Azusa from burning Teddy in the first place.

Ruki: What kind of puppy do you want?

Of course! May our marriage last longer than Teddy did. ♥👌