Incorrect Devil Quotes

Chloe: Believe me, Linda. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.

Maze and Luifer: ...Yeah, we did it.

Linda: Don't sound proud about it!

Lucifer: Well, there’s pain and there’s torture.

Lucifer: I was trying to run you over.

Lucifer: Because it brings me joy. You're supposed to keep the things that bring you joy you know.

Lucifer: Please Detective. I have not snuck into your house for weeks. Which reminds me, you are all out of peanut butter.

Maze: Yes, which was a moderate, peaceful, and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that bastard.

Dan: Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear; any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me.

Lucifer, running opposite direction while Maze chasing him: Oh Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea!

Maze, later: I actually did bite a kid once.

Lucifer: It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though.

Maze: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

Lucifer: I'm an adult.

Linda: Changed behavior.