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Hangman: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Rooster: Yes.

Hangman: ...Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Rooster: Once, I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"

Rooster: You're literally making a valentine's day card for Bob right now.

Phoenix, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice, Bradshaw.

Top Gun + The Onion

Hangman: Meow.

Phoenix: Grown ass man.

Hangman: Bitch!

Bob: Wow...

Fanboy: haha... what?

Bob: you're really blurry.

Phoenix: Be mysterious.

Rooster: Okay!

*Later, while on a date with Hangman*

Hangman: So where are we going?

Rooster: None of your fucking business.

Phoenix: Rooster, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

Coyote: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Rooster: One... two... three.

Maverick: ...

Rooster: ...

Maverick: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Phoenix, not looking up from her book: Really? Bob, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Phoenix: Not really? I mean the only people who don't know are Rooster and Hangman, so go figure.

Coyote: What the hell??

Hangman: Sorry, my bad.

Hangman, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Coyote, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?