KIROKAZE
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Origami Around
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Kaledo Art
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Holster, flirting: Did you get your tickets?
April: Oh no, I've seen the gun show. It's not that great.
Holster: No, to my public trial. I'm going to jail.
April: Oh. I was not expecting that.
Holster: Yeah, it was kind of for animal cruelty... for having these sick pythons. *flexes*
April: Oh God.
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Bitty: Why the sudden interest in violin?
Hops: I don't know, I just want to.
Bitty: What anime character plays violin?
What is the chirpbook? How can I get it? Sorry if it's obvious, but I've only just found the webcomic and the whole fandom. About that, thank you for all your fics, they have been incredibly helpful for my mental health in this pandemic
The Chirpbook is a collection of Bitty’s best/most story-relevant tweets along with exclusive illustrations of some of the tweets. Right now I think it’s only available to people who backed the Kickstarter, but I’m pretty sure it’ll be available to purchase online at some point.
You can still get almost all of the Chirpbook content in other ways, though! Bitty’s tweets through Year 3 are all online, and his Year 4 tweets are included in Sticks & Scones.
Bitty: Frankly, our reputation on campus has taken a hit. That's why I've joined the varsity captains association--those relationships will look good for the team. So please don't do anything to jeopardize that. Understood?
The Waffles: Understood.
Bitty: Dismissed.
Louis: That's a big ole bummer.
Hops: All right, everybody just relax. We're still gonna have a great time. If there's one thing I know, it's how to sneak out to a party without your parents finding out. I used to do it all the time.
Hops: Well, I did it a few times. Once.
Hops: To go to a Magic: The Gathering tournament. I got stuck in the window like Winnie the Pooh. There, okay? Now you know everything.
Hops: My mom had to pull me back in by my ponytail.
Bitty: One time I ate a pot brownie, and as soon as I got high, I just cried about the fact that one day my mom will die, so...
Lardo: [gasps] I had the exact same thing!
Bitty: Really?
Lardo: I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park, but it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs, waiting to be reborn.
Bitty: That's... not at all the same.
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Whiskey: Look, you seem very nice.
Bitty: Thanks!
Whiskey: I have no room in my life for people like that.
Bitty, about Jack: Why do old people talk?
Lardo: To prove they’re still alive.
How do people have consistent fun at parties? Like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think about how they’re going to die alone? Or is that just me and the guy from The National?
Jack Zimmermann
Shitty: We are gathered here today to unite these two men who are seven years apart in age and who are both men and who are both gay and who love each other both of these men are not stereotypical they do not fall into your FUCKING categories! Who knows, maybe they aren’t even gay. Maybe, just maybe, Jack has had sex with women! Multiple, multiple women! Or maybe he hasn’t, and I’ll take questions on that later, but first I’ll perform Selena’s masterpiece: If I Could Fall In Love
Bitty: Shitty has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic. Watch. Hey, Shitty, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Shitty: Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it.
Bitty: Now what state is it in?
Shitty: I dunno, Ecuador or something?
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Ransom: So just to be clear, you think we're dealing with a "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" situation here?
Holster: Don't know, not familiar.
Ransom: You made me watch it.
Jack: This lunch was just gonna be a small thing with family, so I didn't want to tell anybody, but then I realized that you guys are like my second family.
Shitty: Aw, like the one that my dad has.
Chowder: How dare you try to weasel out of this when the love of my life is splattered all over that room?!
Bitty: The couch?
Chowder: Get her name out of your mouth!
Bitty: Her name is the couch?
Lardo: Shitty and I are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's a lawyer on a conference call talking about appellate courts and I'm drawing a duck.
Bitty: Hey, what’s this song from?
Hops: Oh, it’s by a band called Ikimono-gakari.
Bitty: No, what’s it FROM?
Hops: …
Hops: Naruto.
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Jack: You can't just put on a leather jacket and become a badass. You also need a chunky bracelet with fringe.
Chowder: Wrong. Ever since Nursey gave me this baby, people have been treating me like I'm cool. The girl at Annie's even got the name on my cup right. It says "Chris," not "Cassie."
Bitty: You know, I think it's less about the jacket and more about the fact that you're feeling confident. Maybe this cool version of Chowder was in there all along.
Chowder: Bitty, I love you, but that's insane. It's a magic jacket.
Holster: Can I play Witcher 3 without playing any of the other Witcher games or will I be lost in the story?
Tango: I played it for the flower picking and looking at scary monsters which I ran away from. Excellent video game. No idea what was going on.