Incorrect Castlevania Quotes

Trevor: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through

Alucard: How do you get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?

Alucard: I am perhaps already the undead, hauling my body around this mortal realm, haunted by the souls of the damned and the hungry who feast on my muscles and bones until I shall be dragged to hell once more

Trevor: how do I tell if the water's boiling?

Trevor: hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Sypha: I hate it when people use big words to look smart without even knowing what they mean.

Trevor: We dream of summertime in the winter. We yearn for winter in the summer. What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

Barmaid: Trevor, you're a bit of a loose cannon.

Alucard: welcome, everyone. today i will be trying human beauty products.

Trevor: [drunk] Hey, who’d win in a fight, me or a gorilla?

Sypha: Well, I warned you.

Sypha: I wanted to talk to you about something last night that really upset me.