What do you mean that this didn't happen in the movie?
*in class*
Manolo: I think I know the answer teacher!
Xibalba: Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!
Manolo: Shut up dumb ass!
Xibalba: AY! Don’t call me dumb, you fuckin’ mortal!
La Murete : Xibalaba! Did you just say the ‘F’ word?!
Xibalba: *acting innocent* Mortal?
Manolo : No, he’s talkin’ about FUCK. You can’t say FUCK in school, youfuckin’ dumbass.
La Murete : Manolo!
Xibalba: Why the fuck not?
La Murete: XIBALABA!
Candle Maker: Dude, you just said fuck again!
La Murete: CANDLE MAKER!
Joaquin:*lifts head up from nap* Fuck
La Murete: JOAQUIN!
Xibalba: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
La Murete: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Xibalba: How would you like to suck my balls?
*Class gasps*
La Murete: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Xibalba: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Actually, what I said was,
Xibalba: *Holds up megaphone*
Xibalba: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, LA MURETE?
Maria: Holy Shit Dude.


















