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Ryan Tepera: I was gonna say “cray-cray.”
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Ryan Tepera: Whoa, he’s being a little…
Danny Barnes: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Ryan Tepera: I was gonna say “cray-cray.”

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Marcus Stroman: You - You’re mad at me.
Troy Tulowitzki: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Marcus Stroman: Oh come on, everyone knows that’s worse!
Randal Grichuk: This plan seems complicated.
Kevin Pillar: To be fair, you also once said that about an orange.
Randal Grichuk: They don’t make sense!
Randal Grichuk: Apples you eat their clothes, but oranges you don’t?
Marcus Stroman: You're trying to use my ego against me.
Russell Martin: I didn't think it would work.
Marcus Stroman: No, it worked. I'll do it.
“Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how we got Marco.”
- Aaron Sanchez

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Troy Tulowitzki: Why do humans have so many emotions?
Kevin Pillar: What?
Troy Tulowitzki: You only really need two. Anger, and confusion.
Josh Donaldson: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Devon Travis: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Josh Donaldson: I said a lot of other really nice things. Toughen up, nerd.
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”
- Josh Donaldson
Marco Estrada: Hey kids, I heard in the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way from New York City.
Aaron Sanchez: ...
Aaron Sanchez: You serious, Marco?
Devon, we may be horribly mangled, but there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.
Troy Tulowitzki, probably.

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Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.
Steve Pearce
JA Happ: You want a ticket, wise guy?
Marco Estrada: I'd love one. To the North Pole, please!
Aaron Sanchez: Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Marcus.
Marcus Stroman: I didn't send you a Christmas card, Aaron.
Aaron Sanchez: Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
Kevin Pillar: Josh, what's the meaning of Christmas?
Josh Donaldson: [bursts through the Christmas tree] VENGEANCE!
Josh Donaldson: [calmly] Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.
Troy Tulowitzki: Did I have a crush on Josh? Of COURSE not.
Devon Travis: Uh... I didn't ask you that.

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This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my team back?
Ryan Goins
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favourite!
Devon Travis