Incorrect Billy and Mandy Quotes

“As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.”

Grim: You know, sometimes being friends with a colossal screw-up isn’t so bad.

Irwin: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.

Ms. Butterbean: So, what do you want to be when you grow up?

“His hair? Wack! His gear? Wack! His jewelry? Wack! his foot stance? Wack! The way that he talks? Wack! The that he doesn’t even like to smile? Wack! Me? I’m tight as FUCK!”

Mandy: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest”.

Jack (young, naive, pre-decapitation): I hope something good happens.

“Well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on but you’re gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don’t even know my real name.”

“I ain’t sure what HD is, but the doctor just called and said I got 80 of them bitches! Whooo!”

Grim: (humming) Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?

Grim: Everybody knows McDonald’s has the best chicken nuggets.

Gladys: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

I don’t hold out much hope for Billy. He has many excellent qualities, but thinking is not one of them.

Irwin: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.

I think I will cause problems on purpose.

Billy: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on?

Mandy: Billy has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Billy? Who made Mt. Rushmore?