jeongguk: yote

taehyung: YEETED

jeongguk: hyung, can you please tell him it's YOTE?!

seokjin: i mean, they're alright. if i saw one i wouldn't throw a rock at it

interviewer: why would you throw a rock at a child?

jimin: thE COW????

jimin: but i'm standing on the floor..?

yoongi: it's an expression

jeongguk: can i put jimin in the box?

namjoon: no.

taehyung: can /i/ put jimin in the box?

namjoon: no.

hoseok: can i-

yoongi:

yoongi: seokjin hyung?

yoongi:

taehyung: can i have some of your fries?

yoongi: why are you naked on my bed?

yoongi: how do you swear in ice cream flavours??

seokjin: what the mint chocolate chip did you just say to me, punk? i'll kick your rocky road and beat the vanilla out of you

jimin: he loves me.. he loves me not..

jimin: he loves me.. [plucks last petal] he loves me not..

hoseok: calm down hoseok, it's just a simple and quick surgery

patient: my name isn't hoseok . . ?

yoongi: hey hoseok what the fuck does this mean

hoseok: literally all the time

jimin: honey?

taehyung: yes babe? 🥰

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hoseok: hey what do bees make?

seokjin: some annoying ass sound