Esther: Aren’t you a little young to be time traveling?
Carmen: Yes, yes I am.
Petra: I’m probably 11 so shut the fuck up
we're not kids anymore.
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Esther: Aren’t you a little young to be time traveling?
Carmen: Yes, yes I am.
Petra: I’m probably 11 so shut the fuck up

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Chet: Say, Esther, what’s your numb-
Esther: [visibly texting] cellphones haven’t been invented yet.
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On this day 75 years ago everyone’s favorite scientist fell out of the future! Happy Reversary Sally!
Chet: Come with me.
Petra: My dad told me not to go with strangers.
Chet: How old are you?
Petra: Somewhere between nineteen and early twenties.
Chet: If you’re at least nineteen then you should be able to make your own decisions.
Petra: You’re right. I should make my own decisions.
Chet: Exactly!
Petra: [shoots Chet point blank] I’ve decided not to go with strangers.

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Mateo: Now this next move is called the ligma, which is a very delicate move
Nikhil, tearing up from pride and not going to ruin this: What’s a ligma
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nikhil: you ever hear about bofa?
mateo: thats the chewy stuff in you said comes in tea right?
nikhil, crying, turning to sally: i cant do it i cant break his heart like this
Lou: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Ben: Oh, that's what you do?
Lou: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
Sally, just waking up: where am I?
June, sarcastically: heaven
Sally: oh
June:
Sally: didn’t think you’d be here

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Petra: When will you learn? When will you learn? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?
sally: i should preface this.
anthony: no, listen -
petra: no, if you - if you couch this -
sally: no, hold on, hold on, hold on! hold on!
petra: you have to say the sentence.
anthony: there’s nine words, sal, that you have to say.
sally: …
sally: i dropped a fidget spinner on my cat's head.
Bridget: Hey everyone, don't freak out
Sally: Why would we freak out?
Bridget: Because I just bailed Petra out of the police station
Bridget: She got pulled over for running a stop sign, on a motorcycle without plates or a VIN number, wearing a jacket that says "Pussy Magnet"
Carmen: What?
Sally: My god! That's a lot for me to process
Esther: That’s the spirit! Don’t even think about the fact that our slightest misstep could cause an unraveling of the space-time continuum.
Jack: That’s all I’m thinking about now!
Esther: Yep, shouldn’t have said that. Regretted it immediately.
Sally: We have fun, don't we, Nikhil?
Nikhil: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Esther: I’m sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.
Bridget: You didn’t trick me, I repeatedly asked you to stop.
Petra: I turned out just fine
Carmen: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Petra: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE!