Incorrect Arsenal FC Quotes

Eberechi: If you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.

Noni, eating cereal: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Kepa: How's Cristhian?

Willo: It's not "un" baguette, it's "une" baguette.

Cristhian: I can't seem to figure out how to eat this cupcake.

Meri: You know, Cristhian, maybe it's just the concussion talking... But any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.

Zubi: Have you ever gone stargazing?

Meri: Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not boys.

Mikel: If anyone has any questions, just ask.

Gabi: Gabby, I need your advice.

Gabi, texting: Am I the only boy you're talking to?

Jurrien: Are you flirting with me?

[Richy and Jurrien got stuck in London while the others are in the World Cup]

Quinten: Look, Jurri, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Bukayo: What's it like being tall?