Incorrect Arsenal FC Quotes

Bukayo: What's it like being tall?

Kepa: Quiet laid back men, why do you go for loud, fiery men?

Leandro: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.

Viktor, after the Champions League final: How did you survive?

Viktor, after Ben threw his glasses away: You're a psychopath.

Ben: How would you like your hair cut ?

Richy: Friend groups are just platonic harems.

Jorginho: Will you shut up?

Gabriel: Gabby, if you keep stressing like that, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer.

Gabby: I told you, I'm fine. Why the hell do you keep asking?

Gabby, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Mikel: Bukayo, while I'm gone, you're in charge.

[After the game against Sunderland]

Heinze, staring at Max: I didn't think you were gonna adopt another kid!

Gabriel: See, Willo, the way this whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Richy: Are you in a relationship?