Incorrect Arsenal FC Quotes

Meri: You know, Cristhian, maybe it's just the concussion talking... But any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.

Zubi: Have you ever gone stargazing?

Meri: Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not boys.

Mikel: If anyone has any questions, just ask.

Gabi: Gabby, I need your advice.

Gabi, texting: Am I the only boy you're talking to?

Jurrien: Are you flirting with me?

[Richy and Jurrien got stuck in London while the others are in the World Cup]

Quinten: Look, Jurri, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Bukayo: What's it like being tall?

Kepa: Quiet laid back men, why do you go for loud, fiery men?

Leandro: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.

Viktor, after the Champions League final: How did you survive?

Viktor, after Ben threw his glasses away: You're a psychopath.

Ben: How would you like your hair cut ?

Richy: Friend groups are just platonic harems.