Incorrect Arsenal FC Quotes

Mikel: If anyone has any questions, just ask.

Gabi: Gabby, I need your advice.

Gabi, texting: Am I the only boy you're talking to?

Jurrien: Are you flirting with me?

[Richy and Jurrien got stuck in London while the others are in the World Cup]

Quinten: Look, Jurri, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Bukayo: What's it like being tall?

Kepa: Quiet laid back men, why do you go for loud, fiery men?

Leandro: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.

Viktor, after the Champions League final: How did you survive?

Viktor, after Ben threw his glasses away: You're a psychopath.

Ben: How would you like your hair cut ?

Richy: Friend groups are just platonic harems.

Jorginho: Will you shut up?

Gabriel: Gabby, if you keep stressing like that, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer.

Gabby: I told you, I'm fine. Why the hell do you keep asking?