Embarrassing things I think bungo stray dogs did st one point: a list
Kenji - when he moved into the city he didn’t understand the concept of makeup so one day, out with kunikida or smth idk he sees a lady with a bunch of make up on and says to her “m’am someone drew on you.” Or “ m’am there is some weird stuff on your face”
Ranpo - He HATES shots, make him get the covid vacc and he’s in the corner, biting the hands of doctors, they eventually tie him to the table
Poe - he had a really bad emo phase that he never really got over, one time in like highschool he brought a lighter and a bong and proceeded to hotbox the bathroom so bad that the school had to go into a fire drill
Mori - he had a catboy phase and he unironically identified as a cat
Dazai - role playing phase on roblox, got rlly into it
Chuuya - accidentally lead a guy on because the guy thought he was a girl and then chuuya shatters him mentally after making a comment on his very manly and very cool hat that only real men wear.
Tachihara - he was that guy
Tanizaki - what ever he puts up with from naomi
Naomi - unironic Alabama
Q - was that one kid who said that they were edgy
Kunikida - he was hitting on a guy and like his vibes are so off the guy didn’t realize it until their one year anniversary
Katai - was hit on for a year by a guy and didn’t realize it for that whole year
Fukuzawa - had to explain to a police officer that he illegally imported catnip from china and that’s why his address is registered wrong in all of his mailing websites
Fyodor - was that one guy in college who got his underwear lost in a strange place for no apparent reason, he had duckie underwear that day
Mark - he airdropped a naughty in the middle of class and it was shown as “Huckle suckle wants to share this image with you.”
Love craft - ate a ciggie because he thought thats how they worked,
Steinbeck - witnessed that horror
Lucy - she ranted to her therapist about a guy and then proceeded to come out as a lesbian five minutes afterwords,
Louisia or whatever - thought Wendys worked at wendya
Fitz - doesn’t know how to work a toaster
Ivan - taped pictures of his bullies on his wall and proceeded to stab the eyes out, his mom walked in later on... yikesss
Akutagawa- he, in canon, called himself diablo
Atsushi - confused a lesbian and isn’t even interested. Also he was framed for tax fraud by dazai and was arrested in the middle of a denny’s.
