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Mimi: Wen, how long does it take to go from Japan to America?

Wen: Just a minute. [goes to look it up]

Mimi: Okay thanks. [hangs up]

Mimi: Midori

Midori: Yeah?

Wen: Alright, I won't.

[Mimi exits the bakery]

[Mimi returns only a few minutes later]

Mimi: Sorry, I forgot my purs-

[Wen takes it incorrectly, as in a excuse to come back, and starts making out with Mimi]

Mimi: Wen- I really forgot my-

[Midori walks in holding Mimi's purse, then goes over and whacks Wen in the back of the head with it, then turns to Mimi and smiles]

Saint: Listen, if I could, I'd go back in time and do it all differently.

Midori: You wouldn't.

Rumiko: What bright side?

Mimi: I don’t know! But when we find it, we should look on it!

Rumiko: I fucking hate you Mimi.

Midori: Mimi, you suck!

Estel: I used my charms.

Rumiko: Charms? No, she used her boobs.

Estel: NO! I used my charms! Are you saying I’m not charming?

Rumiko: Yeah.

Estel:

Rumiko:

Genzo:

Estel: Yes, I used my boobs.

Genzo: What are boobs?

Rumiko: They’re those two large, ugly globs of fat on Estel’s chest.

Estel: Hey! Don’t insult my babies!

Genzo: Ah, I remember. Boobs are the human slang word for a woman’s breasts. However, they’re more than globs of fat. They’re soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy, but I still don’t understand how they can be used for persuasion.

Estel: Don’t overthink it….

Genzo: Oh, I get it! You gave people breast milk to people, but that would mean you had a baby recently. How’s the baby doing?

Estel: YOU OVERTHOUGHT IT!

Rumiko: [laughing] Genzo, this bakery would be a much more boring place without you. Moments like these are the reason I drag you into conversations.

Genzo: Rumiko, I don’t know what’s so funny, but I’m glad I made you happy. I love making my friends happy.

Rumiko: He’s in a great mood Estel. Don’t be a heartless bastard and ruin it.

Saint: I mean it's just a murder it's not even that big of a deal you know guys?

Saint: It's not even that big of a deal.

[Saint walks into the bakery, holding something behind his back]

Saint: Hey, Wen?

Wen: Hmm?

Saint: You know how you wanted to hold Mimi's hand? Well now you can!

[Saint reveals he's holding Mimi's sawed off arm behind his back and outstretches it to Wen]

Wen:

Wen: What? No. Don't be ridiculous.

Midori: HEY MIMI WEN HATES Y-

Wen: [puts his hand over her mouth] I'm in love with your oblivious sister.

Midori: Ohh.. See that wasn't so hard.

Wen: I guess you're right.

Wen: Sure thing.

Mimi: Okay turn around.

Wen: What?

Mimi: I don't want you to see me naked.

Wen: I've seen you naked a million times, Mimi. I licked chocolate off your boob once.

Estel: Do you guys know ANYTHING about chicks?

Wen & Saint: Fowl?

Wen & Saint: No.

Wen & Saint: Women?

Sonohaka: Fuck you!

Wen: That’s my job.

Saint: Scenario: You pull over a gal for speeding, you find out that it's your sister. How do you handle the situation?

Saint: Hey, I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?

Wen: I want Mimi to wake up.