#incorrect ted lasso

[roy holds jamie by the hand]

roy: i’ve only trained jamie for a day and a half

isaac: if i had a penny for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 pennies

jamie: if i had a pound for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

jan: actually i did the math, isaac would have £225, not £0.15.

isaac: mate i’m right here

sam: if i had a pound i would buy a can of soda :)

jamie: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sam: sorry, i only have a pound.

jamie: :(

jan: hey i just realized isaac would actually have £22,500 because it is a pound for every pixel, not a penny!

sam: if i had £22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

jan: you can buy anything you want with £22,500

colin: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

jan: apply juice to what

moe: directly to the forehead

Moe, Thierry, and Colin: To victory!

Isaac: Actually, I don't play World of Warcraft.

Colin: Isaac, you said you're on your computer all the time.

Jamie: knife to the throat

Roy: gun to the back

Beard: poison in his cup