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Artix: i have taken a controversial pill that accelerates my brain.

Hero: so you’re smart now?

Artix: i am stupid faster

#dragonfable #artix #hero #source: unknown #incorrectaequotes

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Sepulchure: Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?

Hero: Not until 4!

#dragonfable #sepulchure #hero #source: spongebob #incorrect quotes

Sepulchure: [Giving his Final 13th speech]

Hero: Man, you’re dark! Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?

#incorrect quotes #dragonfable #hero #sepulchure #source: deadpool

Hero: For this adventure, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-

Ash: I feel this is going to be a dig at me.

Hero: I wore Ash's clothes.

Ash: There it is.

#source: brooklyn 99 #hero #ash #dragonfable

Sepulchure: And how exactly will you stop me?

Hero: I’ll call Alteon.

Sepulchure: …Goddammit.

#source: brooklyn 99 #dragonfable #sepulchure #hero

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Sepulchure: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

King Alteon: No, I said, “Valen, don’t lick the swing set.” And you said, “Don’t tell me what to do Alden!” And then you licked the swing set.

#source: icarly #dragonfable #sepulchure #alteon #adventure quest worlds

Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range.

Sepulchure

#sepulchure #dragonfable #adventure quest worlds #source: curb your enthusiasm

Hero: I can't do that, it's against my moral compass!

Ash: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

#ash #hero #dragonfable #source: code geass: the abridged series

J6: I’ll hack this in no time.

J6, 5 minutes later: Hero, the page is telling me I need to confirm I’m not a robot, can you click this for me?

Hero: We just killed seven guards and that’s what’s stopping you?

#hero #j6 #mechquest #adventure quest worlds #source: unknown

Drakath: Why are there SIX people outside my office waiting to meet with me?

Vath: ….So, you know how you like me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant?

Vath: That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you I always schedule it for March 31st.

Drakath: ….Why?

Vath: Because I didn’t think March 31st existed.

Vath: 30 days hath September, April, March, and November.

Drakath: J U N E .

#source: parks and rec #drakath #vath #adventure quest worlds #submitted by homicidal-starr #submission

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Warlic: As your arch-nemesis up to this point, this feels kinda weird to ask, but are you doin’ okay? You look a bit off, like someone just killed your dog… and is now wearing it like a festive hat.

Alex: Whaaaaaaaat? No, what do I have to feel down about? I’m just standing here, feeling my skull burn constantly in magical fire, thinking about how the love of my life is frozen solid in magical ice neither of us can apparently break, with plans in mind that would make me one of the most wanted men on the face of the earth!

Warlic: Well, when you put it like that…

#source: sword art online abridged #alexander/xan #warlic #dragonfable #submitted by strangely-normal #submission

Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Artix: No, you misheard me, I said it was ‘sadness factory’.

#source: twitter #artix #dragonfable #adventure quest worlds

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Empress Gravelyn: You are, without a doubt, the worst Champion of Darkness I have ever heard of.

Artix von Krieger: Ah, but you have heard of me!

#source: pirates of the carribean #adventure quest worlds

Hero: I hope you're not allergic to nuts...

Hero: Because I'm gonna kick yours up your throat.

#source: saturday night live #hero #dragonfable #adventure quest worlds #mechquest #adventure quest #incorrectaequotes

Hero: So, how have you been? Warlic: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes. Cysero: *enters the room* Warlic: Oh look, there it is.

#source: unknown #cysero #warlic #dragonfable #incorrectaequotes

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Hero: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Sepulchure, the Mysterious Stranger, and Drakath, I would shoot Drakath twice.

#dragonfable #source: the office #hero #drakath #incorrectaequotes

Warlic: You really want to go there with me?

Xan: I went there, bought a house, and moved in, bitch. And now I'm remodeling the kitchen!

Jaania: [from a distance] Oooo boooooy.

#source: orange is the new black #xan #warlic #jaania #dragonfable #incorrectaequotes

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