The 25th Annual Putnam County Quoting Bee

Idk when this is from but I’m so sorry if it was a while ago this blog is kinda dead now bc I’m a forgetful person who’s bad at running blogs and tumblr mobile doesn’t tell me when I get an ask or submission but if anyone wants to do that still I’ll try to check this blog more than once every million years ahakdldhdkdlfl

[ submitted by @softpeteyparker ]

Thank you! I’m glad I can use this blog to make people happy :)

MARCY: Motherfucker doesn’t start with a B.

Olive: Oh… do you mean they make you… Barf?

Will, later: It appears that I have severely misunderstood the point of No Nut November.

Chip: Oh my god, I’m totally bi!

LEAF: Weight 300

Thank you sm! Break a leg in your production, you’ll be great!

Chip: You know what why don’t you take your sleeping bag and get out of my house! Take your epipen— take your goddamn epipen and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

CHIP: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

OLIVE: I've been told that.

WILLIAM: Those are two completely different pictures.