Silly Witcher Quotes

The Witcher + incorrect text messages. Lambert: it’s beanut butter.  Geralt: Please stop this, you’re scaring my family. 

Iris: No, no. You misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory."

Jaskier: Luckily for him, i’m good at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.

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Haven’t replayed the game for a good while now, I want to re-read the books as well and watch the Hexer!! I’m obsessed with jan skrzetuski so for that I will give  michał a pass for the funny looking hair hehe. thank you ❤️

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Philippa: First of all, I’m sacrificing you.

Cerys, reading the poster about the axe she stole: The fuck is a thceif?

Philippa: "Cowards" on the other hand is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

Jaskier: He’s a dwarf.

Avallac'h: I just want to know who’s throwing all these books at me.

Geralt: This is Lambert, he has rabies.

Geralt: Have you ever read something so explicit you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year.  Lambert: Send it to me. 

Lambert: Did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god-damn, mother-fucking house. Shit.