Incorrect WeaveTale Quotes

Shitpost: I like eating Nerds candies because I’m constantly hungry for aquarium gravel and this helps take the edge off.

Dave: It is called ukulele screamo and it is ART

Chara: “People should be held responsible for their actions”, yeah real easy for you to say, you make good decisions. What about me? I make bad decisions! What am I supposed to do about that!

Mom Sans: Due to personal reasons I will be going completely off the fucking rails

Charmx: My inner monologue is just endless repetition of “Why did I do that?”

Shitpost: If I die I wanna be cremated but at the funeral there will be an open casket with a muppet version of me inside

Chara: Please stop forgiving me for my sins, I worked hard for those.

Chara: I just realized Dad gave me new keychains the day after he complained I keep accidentally sneaking up on him because I don’t realize how quiet I am. My father belled me like a fucking cat.

Mom Sans: I was trying to say “c’est la vie” but I forgot the words so long story short my French daughter is going to kill me because instead I shrugged and said “livin la vida loca”.

Dave: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy