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Cider: Count me in! Hex: Who the hell are you?! Cider: Oh, you know my brother! He worked at Wendy's. Hex: Oh yeah, Seth! How is he doing? Cider: Oh yeah, not too good. He's been dead for the past month. Hex: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

Zephyr: I hate you. Seth: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Apep: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Osiris: What changed your mind? Apep: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

Seris: *lifting weights* Zephyr: Wow… He's so intense! Cider: I wonder what drives him. Seris, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

Chronos: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

Cider: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. Cider: But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes

Hex: How do I make a date really romantic? Zephyr: Be mysterious. Hex: Okay! *later, while on a date with Seris* Seris: So where are we going? Hex: None of your fucking business.

Cider: Do you love Seris? Hex: Yeah, I do. Cider: Chronos! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Chronos: We all love Seris. You should've asked if he was IN love with him. Hex: I thought that was implied. Chronos: ... Cider: ... Hex, looking straight at Chronos: Congrats Cider, you just won 100 bucks.

Chronos: I'm never having a debate with Cider again. Chronos: He started his argument with "riddle me this".

Cider: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Hex: All good bro, any time. Cider: Fuck you.

Chronos: Seth is a little bitch. Hex: Why? Chronos: Number one, he's little. Number two, he's a bitch.

Cider: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is— Hex: Cenotaph. Cider: What? Hex: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honoring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph. Cider: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own. Chronos: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and re-interred elsewhere. Chronos: There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing. Cider: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish. Zephyr: So it's a temporary cenotaph. Cider: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity. Hex: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.

Zephyr: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!! Cider: What makes you think I read?

Seris: You got a date yet, Hex? Hex: No... Seris: Well, you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Chronos: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Osiris: You have friends and I envy that. Zephyr: You're welcome to share my friends. Osiris: *looks at Chronos and Cider* Osiris: I don't want those.

Seris: What did you order this morning? Hex: What do you mean? Seris: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.