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“I think I’m finally able to read Nozaki-kun’s. I won’t expect anything.” (Nozaki catches Sakura off-guard) “I can’t read him, after all!!”

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honeyes

luckable

you’re cute all the time, but you’re the cutest when you’re excited and smiley about something

writing-prompt-s

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

triangleman

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

strikersindanger

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

zizygy

You step on the glass now

Marry your husband Shia LaBeouf

ladysparklefists

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no = “No,” she said.

no. = "No,” she said sharply.

No = “No,” she stated firmly.

No. = “No,” she snapped.

NO = “No!” she shouted.

noooooo = “No,” she moaned.

no~ = “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~ = “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO = “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?! = “No,” she said incredulously.

allthingslinguistic

I’ve been calling this “typographical nuance” and I have a few more to add:

*no* = “No,” she said emphatically.

*nopes on out of here* = “No,” she said of herself in the third person, with a touch of humorous emphasis.

~*~noooo~*~ = “No,” she moaned in stylized pseudo-desperation.

#no = “No,” she added as a side comment.

“no” = “No,” she scare-quoted.

wtf are you kidding no = “No,” she said flatly. “And I can’t believe I have to say this.”

no no No No NO NO NO NO = "No,” she repeated over and over again, growing louder and more emphatic.

nooOOOO = “No,” she said, starting out quietly and turning into a scream.

*no = “Oops, I meant ‘no,’” she corrected, “Sorry for the typo in my previous message.”

commonplacefolklore

I cannot express how strongly I absolutely love language and writing and communication but if anyone asks why I will be showing them this post from now on

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kristoffblogman

I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

Being able to track my old writings (short stories, fanfics, poems) felt like finding a buried treasure. Well, whether the contents are valuable or craps.. that's another story.

I said to myself not to text him anymore after the last message. Out of nowhere, he finally texted. And me? I replied right away.

#ugh #whats wrong with me #me

srsfunny

Cheese Pun Overload

#puns

outdoorspastelnature

Try your hardest no matter what

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baawri

joeldasalsa

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

hajime-isayama-official

Do you like the Fifty Shades of Grey series? And which cadets and vets would be into it? Would Levi secretly be a fan of it?(fufufufu)

I don’t like it at all. It pretends abuse is BDSM and while there is, of course, abuse in the BDSM scene this should not be painted as the desirable way. Plus I only managed to read like two pages because the writing style threw me off.

e-n-i-d-anis

It’s a shitty “erotic ” book “Saló” would be better And “Lolita” of course

hajime-isayama-official

Lolita is at least well written and gives you something to think and reflect about. It’s problematic on purpose and makes you think about how perspective challenges moral. Comparing it to shades of grey is like comparing a good wine to piss.

sixpenceee

If only.

roy-kent

this cold open is a masterpiece

leaper182

I’ve never seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine before, but I love this cold open.

#i miss this show #lol

wrong-url-motherfucker

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And I shall take my free time given by my doctor (29 days off) to rid of my hiatus status here. *starts wandering around blogs*

#just me #text #daily dianah