Incorrect TTS quotes

Lance, typing: Your password.

Twitter: Your password is incorrect.

Lance: Wtf?

Twitter: Try again.

Varian: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.

Rapunzel:

Dog: *starts barking*

Drug dealer:

Rapunzel:

Drug dealer:

Rapunzel:

Drug dealer: I carry a suitcase full of coc-

Rapunzel: Cass, did you know that the ducks in the park have chips and if you steal them they can arrest you?

Cassandra: Really? No, I didn't know that.

Rapunzel: Well hahaha, bye?

Policeman: And well?

Rapunzel: Can’t come pick me up

Policeman: Well, you're going to have to stay here.

Duck: And me?

Policeman: No, no, you can go.

Eugene: I’m not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Cassandra: *pinches her*

Rapunzel: Not on the butt.

Varian: Well shit then. Bye guys.

Cassandra: Uh... thank you?

Rapunzel: I bet it’d look even better down between...

Rapunzel: I’m sorry Cass…

Cassandra: I’m begging you. Don’t do it…

Rapunzel: It has to be done.

Cassandra:

Rapunzel:

Varian: Hey you come alone... hahaha

Random boy: Yeah, why are you asking?

Varian: Emm.. the puppy in your profile picture... will it come later?

Random boy: No hahaha is at home.

Rapunzel: Don’t worry, you’ll machete your way through this!

Rapunzel: MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH THIS**

Rapunzel: Please don’t machete your way through this.

Lance: Does she like you? Cause if she doesn’t like you, then this is all a moo point.

Cassandra: A moo point?

Lance: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

Cassandra:

Varian: You just did.

Eugene: Oh, well, can I ask you two questions?

Varian: You just asked me two questions.

Eugene: Well, can I ask you four questions?

Varian: You just did, again.

Eugene, frustrated: when?!

Varian: Just now.

Varian: I wish for more...

Genie: No wishing for more wishes.

Varian:

Genie:

Varian: I wish for more genies.

Genie: Holy shit.