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karen, teaching mike to drive: okay, jane and maxine walk into the road? which do you hit, the—

mike: oh, definitely max; i could never hurt el

eleven: max! i made a friendship bracelet for you!!

max: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person

eleven: you don’t have to wear it...

hopper: i know you snuck out last night, el

eleven, thinking: “play dumb”

eleven: who’s el?

lucas: *putting on new jacket* look! i’m funky fresh!

max: dude, there was this huge nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday

mike: ...

mrs. henderson: dustin, what is in the living room?!

dart: *is sitting on couch*

el: *reading sign* road work ahead?

dustin: yeah, i have a plan

max: is it a good plan?

max: i like knowing you can crush anyone’s head with your mind and that you love me. it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

karen: i might be stressed, but at least you aren’t hiding a murderer in our basement that happens to be your best friend

mike: ...

nancy: that’s.. oddly specific

lucas: she’s gonna kill us all!

eleven: i’m not here to murder you, i’m here to serve looks

mike: okay, if we start a crime business we have to be smart about it

lucas: ??? why would we start—

dustin: and have a very scheduled snack time

mike: ...

will: ...

lucas: ...

eleven: mike?

mike: *blushing* yeah?

Nancy: Gryffindor- She does what is needed to be done, no matter how hard the task. Strange hole in tree? She crawls through it. Ends up in mysterious places? Explores. Monster may be attracted to blood? Cuts hand open intentionally. She isn't afraid to test out theories and to do what is needed to be done.

Jonathan: Ravenclaw- he sticks to hard facts, and tends to not budge unless there's proof. He is very witty and thinks things out before he does them. Unless he's angry. His intelligence tends to leave him when he is.

Steve: Slytherin- doesn't think things through often, but when he does he stands tall. He's very resourceful and won't back down without a fight. Isn't afraid to put himself in danger if it means his friends are safe. He tries to break that "evil" Slytherin stereotype which is completely wrong, but always ends up partially in the blame. He strives to be great, but not in an evil way. Overall a great guy and an amazing Slytherin.

Barb: Hufflepuff- she's the mum-friend, and is overall a friendly person. She is very loyal to her friends and tends to be bummed out when they try to make her the bad guy. Can't everyone just be nice?

Will: Gryffindor- he's been brave throughout both seasons. S1 he survived the Upside Down and still tried to help stop the Shadow Monster in S2. Plus to go through everything he's been through would've made anyone cower in fear, but Will kept on going.

Eleven: Hufflepuff- she's so loyal to her friends. Even when she was outcasted and ran away she came back to help her friends because nOBODY MESSES WITH HER FRIENDS! Plus who says Hufflepuffs can't be badass?

Mike: Slytherin- Mike was very resourceful and often had the most dangerous ideas. He was not afraid to do what was needed and always had snarky remarks.

Lucas: Ravenclaw- let's be honest, Lucas was the most rational one out of the 4 boys. He looked for the smarter way out and always planned his actions, no matter if it was aloud or not. In S2, he was able to get Max in the back room to explain everything, that takes both planning and wit. He needs proof to believe claims, and he makes sure to question things before jumping straight in.

Dustin: Ravenclaw- he may not have been the most rational, but that's not all what describes a Ravenclaw. Dustin was also intelligent and witty, from him figuring out the compasses (something only a Ravenclaw would bother remembering) to his plan to catch Dart in the cellar. Plus Dustin is so interested in learning new things, from science to Dart's species.