Incorrect Templates

A: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

A: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

A: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

B: I haven't decided yet.

B: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

A: My facebook photo is a landscape.

B: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

B: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

B: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

B: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?

B: Eighteen.

B: You just described 90% of our stuff.

B: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

B: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

B: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.