don't let archie see this

Medea, breaking the silence: Did you know that, even with seatbelts, people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting.

Dorothy: There's a trick?

Klaus: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you.

Alto: I’m a Taurus.

Mordimort: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up, so I slept on the floor.

Nonoka: I'd be a dragon too.

Dorothy: The freezer, but-

Popo: Like dinosaurs and Moses.

Dorothy: No! Alto never did anything bad to me.

Ewan: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

Lisette: Well, some dude back in the fifteenth century must have said, “yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form”.

Alto: Can we have some details first?

Millicent: I don’t think anything good could come from you believing that you are a gift from God.

Dante:

Dorothy: [grabs a chainsaw]

Mordimort: I am. Let's go.