Incorrect Spiderverse Quotes

Pavitr: "How do you eat pickles?"

Hobie: "What do you mean?"

Pavitr: "I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes."

Gwen: "Yeah, that's why you use a fork."

Pavitr: "Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean."

Miles: "But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it. It's too much work. "

Pavitr: "It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl. "

Hobie: "I get that. It's not ascetically pleasing."

Pavitr: "Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug. "

Miles, Gwen and Hobie: *Nods in agreement*

Miguel: "That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS! "

Pavitr: "Jeez, okay. "

Gwen: "Quit yelling at us already."

Miles: "Hobie, yours has only heavy metal and is dark like your soul."

Hobie: "Ace"

Miles: "Gwen, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression."

Gwen: "Hey-"

Miles: "And Pav has the ABBA Gold album."

Miles: " On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?"

Miguel: "An eight"

Miles, scared and confused: "O-okay."

Spot: "Will you pray for me"

Miles: "Will you pray for me"

Spot: "When I'm gone?"

Miles: "When I'm gone?"

Spot: "Or until another Spiderman comes along?"

Miles "C-can you repeat that one?"

Spot, full drama mode: "Will you pray for me when I'm gone? Or is this the eternal dark without a dawn!?"

Spot: "Who will pray for you"

Miles, terrified: "Who will pray for me?"

Spot: "When your body's gone?"

Miles: "When my body's gone?"

Spot: "This is the consequence for what you've done!"

Miles, trying to fight back: "I'm not an anomaly!"

Pavitr: "YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED?!?"

Hobie looks down at the knife still in his side and shrugs: "Don’t worry guys, I’ve been stabbed before."

Hobie staring at Mayday: "uhhh"

*Mayday stares at him*

Hobie: “Want to go fight crime?”

Pavitr: “SHE'S 1!”

Pavitr: *leans over and sees that Miles is drawing Gwen with hearts and stars surrounding her*

Pavitr: "Oh, do you like Gwen?"

Miles, tensing: "What-?"

Pavitr: "Oh? Did you not hear me? I ASKED IF YOU LIKE GWEN STACEY"

Miguel: "WHAT- PUT HER BACK! SHE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU"

Jess: "FINDERS KEEPERS"

Miguel: "JESS"

Gwen , a traumatized teenage girl: "I can’t tell if I’m being kidnapped or spontaneously adopted"

Gwen as she watches Jess and Miguel argue over her: … *tries to walk away*

Miguel: "SIT YOUR ASS DOWN"

Gwen:

Miles: "...yes?"

*Miguel angrily burst into the room*

Miles, while tied to the punching bag: "Am I being kidnapped?"

Prowler Miles: "No, no, no"

Miles:*pauses* "Can I leave?"

Peter B Parker closes his eyes: "I'm... I'm on the playground... stop taunting me!

Peter B Parker, while gasping and starting to cry: "just want to go on the swings!"

Miguel, nodding somberly: "Early childhood is a treasure trove of pain. "

Hobie: "One like, and I’ll rob the head of the Spiderverse."

Hobie: *likes his own tweet*

Peter B Parker, confused: "What are you guys doing?

Noir, watching intently: "Seeing how many of these were me. "

Peter B Parker: "… How many have you found so far?"

Miles: "Around eight"

Pavitr: "I thought we were up to nine?"