Correct Slingphries Quotes...Or are they?

eric: *hits him with his scythe*

My name’s Eric & I’m 22. I’m currently unemployed and looking for a job. I need a little bit of money, since I’m sure my mom is tired of me asking her for some.

I’ve decided I’m going to do some writing commissions! I mainly write Slingphries (Eric Slingby/Alan Humphries) fanfiction, but I’m not opposed to writing for other fandoms!

If you’d like examples of my works, you can find them here on @slingbywrites & on my ao3 . I’m a little rusty because I haven’t written in almost 2 years, but I could really use a little bit of money. 

My prices are as follows:

$5 for every hour it takes me to complete your commission

$20 for works that are 2 or more chapters (limit 4 chapters)

BONUS: my amazing friend @ericslingbysexy will throw in a small doodle for you!

Money can be set to my paypal.

Fandoms I’ll write for:

— Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

— Danganronpa

— Ouran High School Host Club

— Stardew Valley

— Vanitas No Carte

& More given I’m familiar!

What I won’t write:

— NSFW

— Excessive Gore

— Pedophilic/Incest

— Abuse/Noncon

Where will it be posted?

My writing side blog! @slingbywrites !