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Theryn: you’re stupid.

Kamari: that’s it?

Theryn: give it time. it’ll eat at you.

[later]

Kamari:

Kamari: am i stupid?

Asher: a little.

Kamari: damn him.

#source: scrubs #theryn #kamari #asher #mod tori

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Kamari: I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Kamari: Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

Theryn: you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

Caine: is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Revanche: Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in Aquan! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Zeki: Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

Kleo: where is the raccoon getting the heart

Kamari: don't worry about it

#source: cowboy@tumblr #kamari #theryn #caine #revanche #zeki #kleo #mod tori

Moira: ATTENTION EVERYONE

Moira: THE OLD ME IS DEAD. I HAVE KILLED HER AND TAKEN OVER HER EXISTENCE. I AM EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT I AM SEXIER. I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I TOO WILL BE KILLED AND REPLACED WITH A SE-

Moira: ATTENTION EVERYONE

#source: tumblr@algrolo #moira #mod tori

That one drow from verse 2: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse. wouldn't you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

Kamari, mid-tattoo: hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

#source: tumblr@gooeyshark #that one drow from verse 2 #kamari #mod tori

Moira: my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner

#source: twitter@conortripler #moira #mod tori

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Theryn: After the heist is over, we split up and never communicate again.

Kelp, about to unveil her "crime buddies forever" friendship quilt: never?

#source: twitter@Skoog #theryn #kelp #kamari #asher #mod tori

Theryn: What's the best way to get rid of individuals?

Kamari: Kill em 🤷

Theryn:

Theryn: I'm talking about lashes???????

#source: facebook #Theryn #Kamari #mod tori

Moira: your honor, they simply hate to see a girlboss winning

#source: tumblr@death2america #moira #mod tori

Kamari: in my defense it was a bit i was doing your honor

#source: tumblr@gayarsonist #kamari #mod tori

Moira: i wanna be evil

Moira's wife: unfortunately you were not very evil

Moira: :(

Moira: >:(

Moira: i'm evil right

Moira: babe i'm evil right

Moira's wife: mhm

Moira's wife: your evil laugh is terrifying and your schemes are despicable

#source: unknown #Moira #moira's wife #mod tori

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Moira: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Moira: i became more evil if you're curious

#source: tumblr@firefox-official #quarantine aka being dead #moira #mod tori

Kamari: When I get murdered, can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?

Theryn: What?

Kamari: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Theryn: Can we go back to the part when you said ‘when I get murdered’?

#source: unknown #kamari #theryn #mod win

courtesy of @lumpymonster

#i hate all of you #not a quote #mod win

Asher: Synonyms are weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the woods it sounds nice and cosy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Kamari: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Theryn: It’s called connotations.

Kamari: Try this one. “Forgive me father I have sinned” and “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Theryn: Good news! Language is banned.

#source: unknown #asher #kamari #theryn #hello! sadly this blog lives

Theryn: Did I mention I don't like you very much?

Kamari: Yeah, you mentioned that.

Theryn: Then I'm good.

#source: cheaper by the dozen #kamari #theryn #mod win

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#not a quote #kelp #asher #theryn #kamari #caine #moira #that one drow from verse 2

Kamari: if I stole from you, I'm just letting you know that I'm sorry. I will make no effort to change or improve myself in any way.

#source: snapcube #kamari #mod tori

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