Incorrect Scott Pilgrim Quotes

Scott: “Wallace, you would be a great YouTuber.”

Kim: “The eagles won last night.”

“They don’t call me *bleep*ing dumbass *bleep*head idiot for nothing!”

“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

Young Neil: “What do you call a person with poor hearing?”

Stephen: “I need advice.”

Scott: “Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking.”

Envy: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Gideon: “The eagles won last night.”

Gideon: “I love this picture of all of us. We were so happy.”

Young Neil: “What if mayonnaise came in cans?”

“They don’t call me *bleep*ing dumbass *bleep*head idiot for nothing!”

“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

Ramona: “That’s a pretty rock.”

“I don’t like little flying bugs… because they’re little and can fly, and I don’t like that they can do that.”

“I’m not an Aries. I’m just a raging *bleep.*”

Stephen: “What was that?”