Rhys: We'll handle this the way we always do!
Cassian: Brute force?
Azriel: Almost dying?
Rhys: No! By sticking together and never giving up!

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@incorrect-prythian-quotes
Rhys: We'll handle this the way we always do!
Cassian: Brute force?
Azriel: Almost dying?
Rhys: No! By sticking together and never giving up!

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Nesta: No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off!
Cassian: Too late, can't hear you, shirt's over my ears!
Rhys: Azriel went to therapy today
Cassian: Oh, good. How did it go?
Rhys: His therapist had to call a therapist
Nesta: Sibling relationships are weird
Nesta: I mean I'd give Feyre my kidney but if she so much as LOOKS at me the wrong way
Nesta: I want to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.

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Elain: i don't know how to tell you all this, so i'm just going to whisper it into Nesta's ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment
Elain: [whispers to Nesta]
Nesta: you're iN LOVE WITH AZRIEL?
Rhys: Feyre and I are no longer friends.
Feyre: Rhys, that is the worst way to tell people we’re married.
Rhys: You have to pick your battles
Feyre:
Rhys: Feyre no
I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
Nesta, after the High Lords meeting
Nesta: In a rare moment of vulnerability, I would like to express a sentiment to you about our relationship.
Rhys: Okay.
Nesta: When I first met you, I thought you were kind of a… dick.
Rhys: Oh. And?
Nesta: No, that’s it.

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Nesta: It’s like every Illyrian shares one brain cell.
Cassian: I’d come up with a comeback but it’s not my turn to use it.
Cassian: I've been keeping an eye on Nesta.
Amren: You mean stalking her.
Cassian: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.
Azriel: Nesta, I’m asking your permission to marry Elain.
Nesta: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked me, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.
Rhys (about Nesta): That woman is a hurricane.
Cassian (wistfully): She sure is.
Rhys: ...Hurricanes are bad, Cassian.
Feyre: You came downstairs saying you were ‘dressed to impress’.
Rhys: What was I wearing?
Feyre: Nothing

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Feyre: remember when I said you were too friendly all the time?
Elain: (making a cup of tea): no I'm not
Burglar: two sugars please
Feyre: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
Rhys: Contraception.
Azriel: Education.
Elain: Laws that require every homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.
Cassian: Or, we could just fly all the extra people to Mars.
Nesta: Even better - The Hunger Games.
Feyre: Nesta, no.