Incorrect Niki Quotes

Sapnap: Yeah.

Wilbur: And you, Niki?

Niki: Umm... yes?

Wilbur: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Niki: Cordial? Nah, we're friends.

Philza: Friends?

Niki: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests.

Hannah: We both love butterflies.

Philza: Aww–

Hannah: And beating people up.

Niki: Right hand red.

Sapnap: *ends up on top of Wilbur*

Wilbur: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Niki: Yes.

Technoblade: I didn't even finish!

Niki: Sorry, continue.

Technoblade: Would you slap Wilbur for 10 dollars?

Niki: I would do it for free.

Niki: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Niki: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Ranboo: Um, murder???

Philza: Adventuring!

Niki: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Niki: Here you go.

Sapnap:

Niki:

Sapnap: Oh. We're going out?

Niki: What’s the assignment?

Wilbur: I’m supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.

Niki: What’s your issue?

Wilbur: That’s the problem. I can’t think of anything to argue.

Niki: That’s hard to believe.

Hannah: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Niki: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Niki: Well I didn’t vote for you!

Schlatt: You don’t vote for kings.

Niki: Well how’d you become king then?

Schlatt: Wilbur of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Niki, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.