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If you combine Constantinople and Istanbul it makes constable

— George Crabtree, at some point probably

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George Crabtree: If the elbows are the knees of the arms then are the knuckles the knees of the finger?

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Henry: Ruthie, that was a stop sign.

Ruth, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

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[George and William standing the wreckage of a fire]

George: Sir do you ever think about how many people have died in this world? and how big Heaven must be to accommodate them all?

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ur profile pic is everything

thank u i made it in 3 seconds in gimp

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Violet Hart: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Higgins: Did you notice how hot your sister has gotten?

Jackson: *glares*

Higgins: Because I have not!

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this is how that scene from ep15 went, right

Crabtree, about a suspect: She's speaking some kind of French.

Watts: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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Watts: Damn, Murdoch, are you secretly cool?

Murdoch: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Watts: I do not.

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Brackenreid: Uh oh.

Watts: What?

Brackenreid: Somebody's in love.

Watts: Yeah, right. I just think Milo's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

Watts, later that night: Uh oh.

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Violet: No, it would be against my moral compass.

Julia: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

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Violet: This is the meanest, rottenest trick I’ve ever heard of

Violet: I’m proud to be a part of it!

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Julia: Do you take constructive criticism?

Ruth: Not without crying

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spam reblog as much as youd like! i just try to keep my own posts somewhat sparse since i dont wanna spam the murdoch tags myself XD but im glad you enjoy the blog!!

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I love ur blog please make more, this is the most i've laughed in a while :]

im glad you enjoy it! i think i might still have a few in drafts lol, i just genuinely dont use tumblr much so i forget to keep things active (also im slow on keeping up with the new eps so then i avoid the tag to avoid the spoilers) but ty bless u have a good day <3

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Murdoch: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Watts: We could attack them with hummus.

Murdoch: I stand corrected.

Watts: Just keeping things in perspective.

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