incorrect mumin quotes

Little My: SNIFF!! POUR ME!! A GLASS!! OF MALK!!

Moomin: *holding up a colored easter egg* Look at that one, huh? Half-purple and half- yellow with a chickadee sticker. I'm good.

Snork: Can I ask you guys a question? Why do people do this?

Moomin: Wha... what do you mean, "why do people do this?" It's Easter!

Snork: Right, so why do we color eggs?

Snufkin: Well...so that the Easter bunny can find them.

Snork: Yeah, but why?

Snorkmaiden: Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.

Snork: So people dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?

Moomin: *still coloring eggs* That's right.

Snork: You don't see the misstep in logic with that? Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a... a gap of information.

Sniff: Put spaghetti in it.

Snork: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Little My: Put spaghetti in it.

Snork: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Snorkmaiden: Put spaghetti in it.

Moomin, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Little My, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Moomin: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Moominpappa:

Moominpappa: What?

Joxter: Not that I'm aware of.

Moominpappa: Uh, okay, let's just put whatever you are legally.

Little My: Are you calling me short?

Moomin: They're playing hide and seek.

Sniff: Where?

Moominpappa: He took one of those 'what Moomins character are you?' quizzes.

Moominmamma: And?

Moominpappa: Oh no.

Joxter: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Little My: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.