Incorrect Komi-san quotes

Najimi: Yeah Yeah I know, it's bad for the enviroment and stuff, yada yada...

Najimi: Yeah Yeah I know, it's bad for the enviroment and stuff, yada yada...

Najimi: She tried one of those 'which Itan student are you' quizes.

Komi: ...still, that doesn't-

Tadano's Mom: Oh honey... not to offend you but... you can do so much better...

Komi: *almost crying*

Tadano:You can't cancel a holyday.

Najimi: Keep talking like that and you'll lose New Year's too.

Tadano: What... What does that mean?

Tadano: ...

Najimi: I don't know! I didn't do anything wrong!

Rei: Osana was going over the speed limit, and when a cop pulled him over and asked for his papers they literally yelled "scissors!" and drove away.

Tadano gives Najimi a I-knew-you-did-something look

Tadano: I don't know you but this premise is the total opposite of fun.

Manbagi: -Don't be a killerjoy Tadano- what would you do with it?

Najimi: Something illegal.

Komi: Say goodbye to my family and friends.

Tadano: ...I guess I'll get the most expensive life insurance possible and marry Komi, so she can get most of the money.

Everyone, except Komi that is blushing vividly: Awwwww~

Katai: Accept my fate.

Ase: I think... something illegal.

Naruse: Same Katai.

Komentani: Same as Ase.

Isagi: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to ten other people, I would die the day after.

Everyone is silent.

Manbagi: ...what?

Shousuke: I'm not hun-