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Gideon Spilett: Someone just gave me side-eye.

Cyrus Smith: Cyanide? Doesn’t that kill you?

#the mysterious island #Jules Verne #classic literature #literature memes #incorrect quotes

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Captain Nemo: *nervously* How do I make this date absolutely perfect?

Conseil: Try being mysterious. He likes it when people are mysterious.

(later)

Prof. Aronnax: Where are we going?

Captain Nemo: None of your f*cking business.

#20000 leagues under the sea #Jules Verne #incorrect quotes #captain nemo #shitpost #Professor Aronnax #Conseil #classic literature #literature #literature memes

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Pick some classic books and I’ll assign you a Jules Verne character soulmate, a song that matches your vibe, and a John Mulaney quote

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May I present my most oddly specific quiz to date

#jules verne #classic literature #20000 leagues under the sea #around the world in 80 days #the mysterious island #captain nemo

Neb from The Mysterious Island being a racist content servant stereotype is OUT. Neb from The Mysterious Island being extremely competent and tolerating the crazed ramblings of the three chaotic neutral white dudes he somehow managed to get stranded with who are all scientists and engineers but somehow only have three braincells between them, and pretty much being the common sense of the group/moral compass/basically Chidi from The Good Place is IN.

#Neb: what country am I from?#Cyrus: is is racist if I say Africa?#Neb: Yes and Africa is not a country #the mysterious island #Jules Verne #Cyrus Smith #classic literature #book memes #literature memes

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Rewatching the Game Grumps Endless Ocean 2 videos and the bit with the whale reminded me of that part in 20,000 Leagues where Ned is begging Nemo to let him hunt whales, so of course I drew it.

#20000 leagues under the sea #jules verne #animations

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Prof. Aronnax: Can I go to your house?

Captain Nemo: I don’t have a house, Pierre. I live in a boundless void.

Aronnax: Can I go there?

Nemo: No, it’s a boundless void.

#classic literature #jules verne #incorrect quotes #literature memes #20000 leagues under the sea #books and literature #captain nemo #the nautilus #source: the good place

Prof. Paganel: Sometimes it’s so easy to get focused on your own stuff, that you forget other people have problems too.

Mary Grant: That’s really deep.

Prof. Paganel: Thanks. I feel like ever since I lost my phone, my other senses have kind of heightened.

#Jules Verne #classic literature #In Search of the Castaways #the children of captain grant #jacques paganel #incorrect quotes #literature memes #source: jumanji

Ned Land: You don’t feel angry?

Prof. Aronnax: I’m a little disappointed...

Ned Land: Disappointment is anger for wimps.

#classic literature #jules verne #incorrect quotes #literature memes #20000 leagues under the sea #professor aronnax #ned land #source: house md

Prof. Aronnax: If only the world had a reset button.

Captain Nemo: *tearfully* I’ve looked into the reset button... the science is impossible.

#jules verne #classic literature #incorrect quotes #literature memes #20000 leagues under the sea #captain nemo #the nautilus #books and literature #professor aronnax #source: megamind

Ned Land: If I don’t make it, find me a wife and tell her I love her.

#jules verne #classic literature #incorrect quotes #literature memes #20000 leagues under the sea #books and literature #captain nemo #the nautilus #ned land

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Conseil: But Ned, aren’t the crew of the Nautilus our friends?

Ned: Conseil, a friend is just an enemy who hasn’t attacked you yet.

#classic literature #jules verne #incorrect quotes #literature memes #20000 leagues under the sea #books and literature #the nautilus #captain nemo #ned land #conseil #source: madagascar

Gideon Spilett: Activating day vision goggles...

Cyrus Smith: Those are binoculars.

#classic literature #jules verne #incorrect quotes #literature memes #the mysterious island #books and literature #cyrus smith

Conseil: I need you to stay calm, okay?

Ned Land: I’m just going to stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

#classic literature #jules verne #incorrect quotes #literature memes #20000 leagues under the sea #books and literature #captain nemo #the nautilus #source: parks and rec

Ned Land: I don’t know why escape rooms have to only challenge the mind. Like, why not have a big oiled man standing between you and the actual open door out of the place?

#jules verne #incorrect quotes #classic literature #20000 leagues under the sea #literature memes #books and literature #captain nemo #the nautilus #source: my brother my brother and me

Cyrus Smith: Here, Harbert. Do you want to play with this?

Pencroff: You can’t give paper clips to a child. He could swallow it.

Cyrus: Oh, it’s okay. I’ve got tons of them.

#the mysterious island #jules verne #cyrus smith #classic literature #books and literature #literature memes #fiction #incorrect quotes #source: the office

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Captain Nemo: Point is, I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?

Professor Aronnax: Yeah, I have feelings every day of my life.

#jules verne #20000 leagues under the sea #captain nemo #the nautilus #classic literature #incorrect quotes #science fiction #literature memes #books and literature #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Neb: Do you have a plan?

Cyrus Smith: I don’t even have a “pla.”

#the mysterious island #jules verne #incorrect quotes #cyrus smith #classic literature #books and literature #book memes #source: friends

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