Chicago PD Incorrect Quotes

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Barnacles: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Kwazii: in my defense, Tweak bet me 50 cents i wouldn't drink that shampoo.

Barnacles: that's not what i-

Barnacles: yOU DRANK SHAMPOO??

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Kwazii: hey, do we have any milk left?

Barnacles: yeah, in the back of the fridge behind the orange juice.

Kwazii: okay cool thanks. Also, the kitchen’s on fire.

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Why wouldn’t you tell me that first??

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Inkling: what kind of tea is this?

Kwazii: oh, i boiled some Gatorade.

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Kwazii: here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever’s under it.

Barnacles: we are not doing that.

Tweak: mistlefoe.

Barnacles: no!

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Dashi: I made this friendship bracelet for you

Tweak: you know I’m not a jewelry person

Dashi: you don’t have to wear it-

Tweak: no I’m going to wear it forever, bACK OFF

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this was way too short but i did this during my history lesson so i didn't look for new quotes, these are from my old posts ❤️

None of the charts are mine 😌✌️

Do you guys wanna see another incorrect quotes post? 🥺🥺

Sorry I didn’t use pictures and just wrote their names 😳✌️

Part 10!!! That’s a lot of parts 😌✌️

I just binged all of 911 (in six days haha) and I really wanna do incorrect quotes for those so I might do that hehe

Enjoy 😌✌️

Kidnapper: we have your daughter

Hailey: I don’t have a daughter

Kidnapper: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and a pb+j with the crusts cut off?

Hailey: oh my god you have my roommate

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Adam: in scent is it the s or the c that’s silent?

Kim: ..I’m going to be thinking about this all day

Jay: okay well cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the s

Adam: but sent is also pronounced the same way

Kim: google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.

Vanessa: plot twist. Both the s and the c are silent and the e makes the sss sound.

Kim: Vanessa isn’t allowed to talk anymore

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Adam: I’m crying. YOU MADE ME CRY.

Kim: baby

Adam: no, now is not the time for pet names.

Kim: no, I’m calling you a baby.

Kim: I’m insulting you.

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Vanessa: that’s exactly how my first grindr date ended.

Vanessa:

Vanessa: ..I’ve said too much

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Hailey: I have the urge to do something stupid

Vanessa: I’m stupid do me

Vanessa: ..I said that out loud

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Vanessa: I think this halloween we should wear matching costumes

Hailey: really? What do you suggest?

Vanessa: a newly engaged couple

Hailey:..how-

Hailey: WAIT A MINUTE

*Vanessa walks away smiling*

Hailey: COME BACK HERE AND PROPOSE TO ME PROPERLY

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*beginning of season 6*

Kim: I have feelings for you

Hailey: you do?

Kim: I feel like you’re trying to steal my man

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Hailey: Vanessa, you should be careful crossing the street!

Vanessa: yea, I know

Vanessa: but I swear I looked both ways

Vanessa: I looked both radiant and gorgeous

Vanessa: too bad I got hit by that car..

Hailey: ...

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Adam: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less room to be bottled up in.

Voight: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Kim: spiders

Jay: wasps

Vanessa: terriers

Hailey: Vanessa

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Waiter: what would you like to order?

Adam: can I get a milkshake with two straws please?

Kim: Aww, that’s so sweet-

Adam: *puts both straws in his mouth* watch how fast I can drink this!

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Vanessa: do I look straight?

Hailey: not in the slightest

Vanessa: I meant my parking job

Hailey: oh in that case yes it’s fine

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I feel like this is the longest edition of Chicago pd incorrect quotes I’ve made so far but I’m really excited and proud that this is already the 10th edition!!

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This took a really long time and I’m sorry

Also all of these are from parks and rec so go binge that :^)

One more thing - I just noticed I have 110 followers so thanks for that

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Adam: if I was severely injured, could I do THIS?

Kim: what are you doing..

Adam: cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

Kim: no.

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Adam: from now on, we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one

Adam: Hailey, code name “been there done that”

Adam: Kim, code name “currently doing that”

Adam: Vanessa, code name “it happened once in a dream”

Adam: Kevin, code name “if I had to pick a dude”

Adam: Jay is “eagle two”

Jay: oh thank god

vanessa looks at Adam, concerned

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Hailey: what’s wrong?

Vanessa: it’s just.. adults are boring. And I don’t wanna buy all this boring adult stuff so we can become boring adults

Hailey: hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re going to buy a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for a second that I’m not also going to get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest person I know.

Vanessa: you’re gonna make me cry

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Voight: someone will die

Al: OF FUN

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Hailey: don’t tell Hailey what you, incorrectly, think you heard

Vanessa, singing: Hailey loves Jay, Hailey loves Jay-

Hailey: I LOVE NOTHING

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Blue text is me, green text is C, orange text is M, purple text is a different friend whose name starts with M, and pink text is A, red text is a third friend whose name starts with an m; any others aren’t specifically colored 👀

Hc that Jay comes over to their house a lot to visit Hailey

Vanessa: Kim did you know that Jay and I beat Hailey in Mario kart almost every game?

Kim: no but good for you

Hailey: shut up

Vanessa: Hailey can’t drive-

Hailey: I’m aware-

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Vanessa: wiggle woggle

Vanessa: jiggle joggle

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Vanessa: WHAT IF THE STOVE LEAVES

Hailey: dang it Vanessa catch your fridge

Vanessa: I’m tryinggg

Adam: Then you’ll be living off Taco Bell forever 🤷‍♀️

Vanessa: IT JUST THREW MY LEMONADE AT ME

Adam: the stove??

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Vanessa: Larry the cucumber likes cucumber

Hailey: that’s squash.

Vanessa: I don’t care-

Idk who would say this: that’s actually Levi-

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Should I make a part 2? 👀

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Person b: it’s pork..

Person a: then why is it called chicken Alfredo??

Person b: ..

I also included some fire characters

Trudy: *walks into the seemingly empty lobby area*

Trudy: well, I guess the room is empty. What a perfect time to set fire to my desk.

*Jay, Adam, Kevin, Kim, Hailey, and Vanessa scramble out from under the desk*

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Hailey: hey jay can you lift this box for me? It’s really heavy

Jay, picking up the box effortlessly: nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression

Hailey: I’m now equally impressed and concerned

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Gallo: we just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Ritter: it’s for Tuesday.

Gallo: why are you making pancakes for Tuesday?

Ritter: he doesn’t know how.

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Voight: there’s an upside to all of this, really... so-

Jay: what’s the upside?

Voight: ah I didn’t actually- I thought you just- I thought you would just trust what I said and not actually ask me. I don’t- there’s no actual upside to any of this

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Vanessa: truth or dare

Hailey: truth

Vanessa: what’s your credit card number?

Hailey: dare

Vanessa: I dare you to tell me your credit card number

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Hailey: hydrate or diedrate!

Hailey: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Adam: uh-

Jay: she’s trying to yell health and well being into us.

Hailey: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Vanessa, crying: ....it’s working

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