incorrect house quotes

gryffindor: we’re out of eggs again!

slytherin: god, if you're there, my name is stiles. if only one of us makes it out alive, please let it be me

hufflepuff: did it hurt?

ravenclaw: if you had to choose between gryffindor and all the money i have in my wallet, which would you choose?

gryffindor: hey, slytherin and i were thinking about getting a big paintball game together.

hufflepuff: *sits down* ahh, sitting down and touching warm rocks... that’s the life

slytherin: we need to get through this door. ravenclaw, give me your credit card.

gryffindor: *runs into a glass door and knocks himself out*

hufflepuff: help! i promised ravenclaw is make dinner tonight but i can’t cook

hufflepuff: what do bees make?

ravenclaw: i have very high standards.

kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

slytherin: the stars are beautiful tonight

ravenclaw, on the phone: gryff, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.

gryffindor: are you a thief? because you stole my—

hufflepuff: it’s not gay if i want to kiss gryffindor but as bros, right?