Kleiner, halfway through another argument: Oh lord, give me the patience to deal with such nonsense Magnusson: Forgive me Kleiner, but shouldn't you be asking for strength instead? Kleiner: If God had given me strength, you would be dead.
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Kleiner, halfway through another argument: Oh lord, give me the patience to deal with such nonsense Magnusson: Forgive me Kleiner, but shouldn't you be asking for strength instead? Kleiner: If God had given me strength, you would be dead.

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Yours in Infinite Finality
Hello everyone. Alex here. I have some... unfortunate news, if you're a fan of this blog. For personal reasons that I can't share, I no longer will be running this blog or posting about the Half-Life franchise. There's too much emotional baggage for me to engage with the series as a whole anymore, and that likely won't change anytime in the future. We had a good run, and if you ever enjoyed the posts I made here, I'm grateful for that. I likely will never log into this account again after today, but if you want to say goodbye, I'll be listening. You can find me and what I'm up to nowadays at @angrycheesegirl, if you want to see how I'm doing. Thank you all for coming with me on this journey, and I wish you all the best of luck. But in the meantime... this is where I get off.
Breen: Look I canβt think of any other way to say thisβ¦a LOT of you were gay on the Black Mesa Transit system
(Source: Defunctland)
These late-night Breencasts are getting fucking weird, man.
Half Life 2 is a really good game with really good moments. But my favorite moment was meeting Breen in his office.
This is what playing modded Left 4 Dead feels like.
(Genuine thoughts on this scene below the cut)
The WHO who sold the WHAT!?
Alyx: Hey Barney? Remind me again about this plan of yours. How exactly is Gordon supposed to make a distraction? Barney: I mean, knowin' Gordon, he'll probably throw a rock through a window or somethin'. [A building explodes halfway down the block, setting off car alarms] Barney: Or that. That works too, I guess.

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Half Life 2 is a really good game with really good moments. But my favorite moment was meeting Breen in his office.
This is what playing modded Left 4 Dead feels like.
(Genuine thoughts on this scene below the cut)
Half Life on sale go get em
Half Life on sale go get em
Barney, right after the teleporter breaks down: What's the plan for gettin' Gordon out to Eli's place now, Doc? Plan A sure seems a bust! Kleiner: Never fear, Barney! Fixing the teleporter won't take long at all! Anywhere between a few minutes, and... eleven months Barney, already halfway out the door: I'M TELLIN' GORDON HE'D BE BETTER OFF WALKING!
Barney, right after the teleporter breaks down: What's the plan for gettin' Gordon out to Eli's place now, Doc? Plan A sure seems a bust! Kleiner: Never fear, Barney! Fixing the teleporter won't take long at all! Anywhere between a few minutes, and... eleven months Barney, already halfway out the door: I'M TELLIN' GORDON HE'D BE BETTER OFF WALKING!

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*The tail end of another argument over the HEV Project*
Gina: You'll be the one with a fractured femur if you don't shut the fuck up Colette: Why don't you look me in the eyes and say that? Gina: What are you, my Dom? Colette, in disbelief about if she just said that: Gina, in shock because she just said that: Colette: ...Is there something you'd like to tell me, Gina?
Back from the grave to ask a very important question. I want to do more on this blog again but I need to know what people want to see before I commit to spending time on it. I have only so much time to spend so I don't want to waste it on posts no one likes. So without any further ado:
What would you like to see from us?
Black Mesa-Era Incorrect Quotes
City 17-Era Incorrect Quotes
"Text Posts" Compilations
General Half-Life Memes and Shitposts
Half-Life Art and other Fan Content
Lore Dumps and Theories
All of the Above
Something Else? (Please Share)
Back from the grave to ask a very important question. I want to do more on this blog again but I need to know what people want to see before I commit to spending time on it. I have only so much time to spend so I don't want to waste it on posts no one likes. So without any further ado:
What would you like to see from us?
Black Mesa-Era Incorrect Quotes
City 17-Era Incorrect Quotes
"Text Posts" Compilations
General Half-Life Memes and Shitposts
Half-Life Art and other Fan Content
Lore Dumps and Theories
All of the Above
Something Else? (Please Share)
Half-Life Text Posts (Part 7)
Sorry I'm still here and making these. Another part be upon ye.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 |
Half-Life Text Posts (Part 7)
Sorry I'm still here and making these. Another part be upon ye.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 |

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 6)
This one has Fanart of both Adrian and The Half-Wives. Two for one special, I guess. Have fun!
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |
Half-Life Text Posts (Part 6)
This one has Fanart of both Adrian and The Half-Wives. Two for one special, I guess. Have fun!
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |