this is incorrect dorohedoro!

Noi: We ARE an old married couple!

Kaiman: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Nikaido: You don’t have to wear it.

Ebisu: You’re the only one of us who looks edible.

Fujita: Excuse me?

Ebisu: Mostly cause you shower.

En, raising his glass: I would like to offer a toast.

Noi: I cannot believe already gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

Nikaido: Is that wise?

Kaiman: A hobby.

En: Here, have my jacket.

Chota: …I’m cold, too.

Kaiman: Is that a promise?

Nikaido: It’s more than a promise. It’s a pinky promise.

Kaiman: Yeah, yeah.

Kaiman: [Proceeds to kick the door repeatedly]

Chota, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.

Ebisu: This calls for drastic measures.

Ebisu: *ahem* YOUR SENPAI SUCKS!

Noi: [entering violently] WHO THE FUCK-

Tamba: What’s your secret?

Doc: Let me see what you have!

Kaiman: A KNIFE!

[All mumble variations of ‘hey’ and ‘hello’]

Nikaido: I gave you the key for emergencies.