⚔️ Incorrect Deadpool ⚔️

Logan: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

Wade: Oh! Good, I like it rough. Really feel like filling holes that weren’t there before.

Logan: I don’t know why I bother talking to you.

Peter: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Wade: Do you not know??

Wade: This whack job lady collected my severed limbs until she had all the pieces to Frankenstein my ass. I’m so glad she didn’t have a mini me if you get what I’m saying-

Peter: that’s *horrifying*

Wade: You know what? I don’t like the idea of a random stranger touching even a severed dick of mine.

Peter: GOOD. THATS WHERE THE BAR SHOULD BE

Wade: ooooh, someone wants me and all my manly bits to himself, huh? 😏

Peter: Perish the thought.

Wade: Imagine being extremely hairy with eight eyes. Webbing actually coming from you b-

Wade: or would you cum webbing???

Peter: I think it’d be kind of interesting to cum webbing??? But I couldn’t do it in anyone that’s be a mess

Wade: imagine having to get off every time you want to web up a villain-