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@incorrect-dc-comics
Steve: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Back up!
Steve: What are you telling me, that you remember because you were there?
Steve: No, that’s impossible, because that would make you… twenty-four… twenty-five…HUNDRED years old!
Diana: *bemused* …Yes?
Steve:
Steve: Oh, well, hey — Looking good!
Source: Atlantis: The Lost Empire (age changed to match the 70s Wonder Woman show)
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*in the Absolute Universe*
Wally: *to Diana* What do you mean, "that's your arm" — You've got both your arms, I can see them!
Diana: Long story: I sacrificed my arm. In a ritual.
Wally: *scoffs* What, and you...grew another arm?
Diana: Um... Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Wally:
Diana: *waves* Hello!
Source: Doctor Who
Joker: *to Harley* Take him out of town and finish the job, NOW!
Harley:
Harley: What about dinner?
Joker:Â Harley.
Joker: This is kind of important.
Harley: …How about dessert?
Joker: *exhales*
Joker:
Joker: Well, I suppose there’s time for dessert…
Harley: And coffee?
Joker:
Joker: Alright, a quick cup of coffee
Joker: THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!
Source: Emperor’s New Groove
*during time-travel shenanigans*
Robin!Jason: *about Red Hood's criminal empire* They'd love it here, don't you think?
Red Hood!Jason: Who?
Robin!Jason: Mom and Dad — They'd be so proud of you.
Red Hood!Jason: ...
Source: Justice League
(inspired by a comment I made on Twitter)
*back in the Infinity Inc. days*
Huntress: *to Jade, about Fury* Lyta's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend, she's...
Huntress:
Huntress: ...standing right behind me, isn't she?
Fury: *bemused* Don't let that stop you. Keep digging.
Source: Justice League Unlimited
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Luthor: What am I, an ass?!
Legion of Doom: ...
Joker: *inhales*
Black Manta: Shut up, Joker.
Source: Rinkusu001
Jon: I was worried you'd be mad at us for, like, stealing your look
Conner: I don't believe in intellectual property
Source: cyanbeetle
Maps: What a great day! I feel like conquering the world today!
Jason: Fat chance, kid. You're suffering from the Idealism of Youth.
Maps: Has it occurred to you that you may be suffering from the Cynicism of Old Age?
Jason:
Jason: Okay, first we conquer the block, then the neighbourhood, then...
Source: Garfield
*something catastrophically life-threatening happens*
Joker, grinning: This would be a cool way to die.
Source: Black Widow (2021)
bart: do fish feel wet all the time?
wally: shhhh, go back to sleep.
bart: sorry.
wally, 10 minutes later: shit, do they?
bart: i know right!
Source: @major-aizen-simp (x)
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Diana, holding Steve in her arms: he’s unpalatable TO YOU. im eating him
Steve: *hides blushing face in hands*
Source: @oldbookist (plus my own little spin on it) [x]
Gordon: why have you been dressing like a detective in seventies movie all week
Bruce: is it not a vibe
Gordon:
Bruce:
Gordon, grumbling: it’s a vibe
Source: Twitter (x)
Robin: are any of you normal
Superboy: uh
Wonder Girl: well
Impulse: so here's the thing
Robin: good, neither am i, so here's the plan
Source: @wangxian-on-repeat (x)
Red Hood: Do you wanna die?!
Joker: Yes I do!
Red Hood: Wait what?
Source: EliteSonicFan (Twitter)/Jehtt (YouTube)
Bruce: Could someone please pass me the salt?
Cass: *hurtles Jason across the table*
Source: @yumemiruuuu (x)
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*during time-travel shenanigans*
Jason: I'm you from the future-
UtRH!Jason: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY, BITCH!
Jason: *taken aback* I don't... I don't remember acting like that...
Source: Vine
Cass: I cannot believe you.
Barbara: Cass, listen, I can explain—
Cass: You are going to be in another adaptation, and DC is only gonna stick me in four?!
Steph: You’re in four adaptations?! I’m in one!
Bette: Wait, you guys are in adaptations?
Source: We’re the Millers, with edits