incorrect criminal minds

hotch: reid, open up

jj: i don't care what anyone else says, the black cookie part is the best part of the oreo

unsub: listen here you son of a bitch

reid, freaking out: why did you put cheetos in the first aid kit?!

rossi: i have a great memory, name one thing i've ever forgotten

criminal minds as john mulaney quotes

luke: hey everybody, today my coworker called me short so i'm starting a kickstarter to put her down

garcia: this friendship is over, you think everything is a joke

unsub: well, people always said i really knew how to light up a room :)

applebees waiter: what would you like to order

garcia: so derek, how did you know you loved reid?

reid, opening a letter: baby shower invitation? uh no thanks JJ, i can have a regular sized shower whenever i want

garcia, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?