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Howard: I like being forced.
Rezu: Keep that to yourself, Howard.
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Rezu: Do you really think I'd be here if Lumi didn't force me?
Howard: I like being forced.
Rezu: Keep that to yourself, Howard.

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Emily: go big or go home!
John, with tears in his eyes: i am begging you, Emily. for once in your life, go home. please, just this once.
Emily:
Emily: iβm going big
Kim: donβt panic, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this
Lumi: donβt you mean tricks?
Cathrin: no, she doesnβt
Kim, taking dagger out of her sleeve: no, i donβt
Valda: how do I make this date really romantic?
Guinice: be mysterious
Valda: got it!
*later, while on a date with Emily*
Emily: where are we going?
Valda: none of your fucking business
Valda: *lying face down on the floor*Β
Guinice: So Emily said she liked you?Β
Valda, muffled: YeahΒ
Guinice: And you asked her to marry you?Β
Valda: YeahΒ
Guinice: And how did she react?Β
Valda: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even moreΒ
*meanwhile*Β
Emily, kicking in the door to Geordenβs room: JAYDEN, GEORGE! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

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Kevin: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sunΒ
Kevin: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side*Β
Rezu, sweating: LUMI HELP
Aiden: Rezu, why are you looking at me through a fork?
Rezu: Iβm pretending youβre in jail.
Aiden:
Rezu: Itβs spiritually healing.
Rezu: Howard, it's near me again!
Aiden: I have a name.
John: we call that a traumatic event
John, looking at Aiden: NOT a bruh moment
John, looking at Jayden: NOT a "major L"
John, looking at Emily: and DEFINITELY NOT an "OOF lmao"
Emily: and now, a gay update with Jayden
Jayden, staring at George: getting gayer
Emily: thank you, Jayden

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Aiden: Jayden, I need a favor!
Jayden: Iβm not giving you a lap dance again, Aiden
Howard: Lap dance?
Cathrin: Again???
Emily: If I were dating you, well, let's just say horses wouldn't be called "horses" anymore.
Valda: What does that mean?
Valda: Emily, what the fuck does that mean?!?
Kevin: i'm gonna say the s word.
Jayden: shit?
Emily: what the fuck?! don't say that!
Guinice: stop fucking swearing!
John: Hey can you help me with this zipper?
Aiden: Sure
John:
John: UP, Aiden
Aiden: Right. Sorry
Aiden: I have a solution
Cathrin: Thank goodness
Aiden: It involves fire
John: Absolutely not

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Emily: can i sit here?
Valda: that's my lap
Emily: is that a no?Β
Kidnappers: We kidnapped your leader
Guinice: You kidnapped Emily? That pink haired kid?
Kidnappers: Yeah.
Guinice: Good luck with that